Just Like You, You Long to be, Close to Me,,,

And on the day that I was born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true, so they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and starlight in my eyes of... hazel... The Carpenters had it... kinda right... But I mean, come on... look at me... What other explanation can there be but divine intervention?

My looks are ageless... Look at my family...

My sister is getting married this weekend, but the invitations... had a picture of me me walking with myself hand in hand down a beach... the cake topper? Me standing next to me... I am just that perfect...

You are welcome...

-Dave