Psst! It's In The Genes...

But Dave, I know you ask yourself every day, have you always been destined to put on hats and be all around awesome? 

The answer is simple. No. 

It has taken years of hard work. Honing my skills at the haberdasher. Trying on hat after hat. Hours in front of the mirror practicing what Tyra Banks has taught. Smiling with my eyes, remembering my lines. It has been hard work becoming this freaking perfect.

HAHAHAHA! Oh man! I can't keep lying to you...

I was born this amazing!

It's in the genes... I come from a long line of hotties...

 

 

 

So yeah... I got it like that...

Here is me in a hat...

As always... You are welcome...

-Dave