Psst! It's In The Genes...

But Dave, I know you ask yourself every day, have you always been destined to put on hats and be all around awesome? 

The answer is simple. No. 

It has taken years of hard work. Honing my skills at the haberdasher. Trying on hat after hat. Hours in front of the mirror practicing what Tyra Banks has taught. Smiling with my eyes, remembering my lines. It has been hard work becoming this freaking perfect.

HAHAHAHA! Oh man! I can't keep lying to you...

I was born this amazing!

It's in the genes... I come from a long line of hotties...

 

 

 

So yeah... I got it like that...

Here is me in a hat...

As always... You are welcome...

-Dave

There's a Snake in My Boot... Wait, I Mean My Boots Are Made of Snake

Not a lot of commentary from me on this one...  Just soak it in... Let is marinate...  BASK IN MY AWESOMENESS! A lot of people say, "You totally over use the word awesome." You know who says stuff like that? People with a lack of awesome in their lives...  That's why I am here...  You're welcome...

More Than Meets The Eye... The Optimus Prime of Hats.... Okay, Probably the Megatron of Hats.

Kentucky Derby here I come! My wife got this sun hat last summer. It is pretty versatile if you ask me! If you are out in the sun it protects your head in a swath of Beetlejuicey stripes, but lets's say you go to a dude ranch, what are you going to do! Transform that hat into an almost perfect cowboy hat! Well, almost perfect on you, but absolute perfection on me.

The picture is a little dark because the radiance that comes off me is harmful to cameras...

Boom! Cowboy hat! What you can't tell by this still photo is that I was roping a calf, riding a bull and my spurs were jingle jangle jingling at the same time...

New post tomorrow!

-Dave

Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful... Hate Me Because I Am The Best.

A lot of people say to me,  Dave, how can one man have so many different looks...  You ever consider modeling? Obviously, yes...  But I want to give those poor schlubs like Tyson Beckford a shot.

Smarter Than Your Average Bear... Or At Least Your Average Goldfish.

Guess what I just realized? I have a big head! Are you shocked? I am pretty sure I just heard the collective gasp at that earth shattering news. I can only assume that it's so large because of all the extra brain power contained within it. I am SO smart!

Who has a guess as to where this hat was tried on? No seriously, who has a guess, because I don't remember(so much for all that extra brain power)... I think this picture really shows just how smart I look.