Don't Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful... Hate Me Because I Am The Best.

A lot of people say to me,  Dave, how can one man have so many different looks...  You ever consider modeling? Obviously, yes...  But I want to give those poor schlubs like Tyson Beckford a shot.

Smarter Than Your Average Bear... Or At Least Your Average Goldfish.

Guess what I just realized? I have a big head! Are you shocked? I am pretty sure I just heard the collective gasp at that earth shattering news. I can only assume that it's so large because of all the extra brain power contained within it. I am SO smart!

Who has a guess as to where this hat was tried on? No seriously, who has a guess, because I don't remember(so much for all that extra brain power)... I think this picture really shows just how smart I look.